“Atomic Blonde” or “Charlize Just Beat My Ass” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Atomic Blonde“.  Charlize Theron is a spy in 1989 and in Germany! Ummmmmmmmmmm I am fucking sold! That’s right She is spy in the late 80’s when the wall is coming down and she is trying to figure out this or that. I honestly have no idea but I love James Bond/Spy films, but half the time I have no idea what is going on. There is a lot of double agent shit going on and Charlize is literally beating the shit out of everyone. She is also getting her ass beat too. The fight scenes are long and realistic. Charlize comes out bruised and fucked up. She eventually meets another hot spy played by Sofia Boutella and they have sex. Ya know Lesbian Gay sex! This movie is giving it to you! Then they meet another hot spy played by Bill Skarsgård and join forces with him. There are so many hot spies in this movie I don’t know what to do but cry. Then everyone gets their asses beat again. I’m dizzy. Then they play a german version of the 80’s song “Major Tom” and I die. 

Okay this movie is cool, fun, hot sex, and action pack. It’s something to see. It’s a great spy movie that you will love to watch. It’s style on style. The music is loud and proud. That’s great! Charlize is amazing in all that she does. She is the spy we wanted and needed. Sofia is too cool for any goddamn school. Bill Skarsgard is too hot for film. Honestly make a sequel with all of them. It really is fun spy movie to watch. You will dig it too. Check it out ASAP!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Charlize Theron is the best! At what? Everything. She can fight and act and looks good doing it. She is the real deal on all levels.

B. David Leitch  directed this movie and these movies Dead pool 2John Wick (uncredited). What’s interesting is his list on IMDB for “stunts” (Buffy the Vampire SlayerBladeV for Vendetta300The Midnight Meat TrainTRON: LegacyJupiter Ascending)

C. Bill Skarsgård is in this and he is cool in shit and looks cool in shit. He also plays Pennywise in the new “It” movie. 

You can see Bill’s dick and him getting a BJ in the movie Behind Blue Skies.

http://www.fleshbot.com/5837881/a-rather-graphic-blowjob-for-a-mainstream-movie

D. She will beat the fuck out of you.

E. The german version of “Major Tom”.

F. Sofia Boutella is one cool lady. She is star.

G. Tyler Bates composed the score (Dawn of the Dead 2004, The Devil’s RejectsSlither, Rob Zombie’s HalloweenDoomsdayHalloween IIGuardians of the GalaxySamurai Jack). He is stuff is usually moody, dark, generic, and atmospheric. Which is not really a good thing. This is more electronic which pretty good. Sometimes his work sounds like it’s coming from 2 different composers. This is the good composer. 

H. This poster is amazing!

 

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