“Spider-Man: Far from Home” or “That Peter Tingle”- my fuck review

Here is my review for “Spider-Man: Far from Home“. Spider-man is back, and he is alive from Avengers. Now he is trying to have a normal life after fighting aliens and shit. He just wants to go on school trip and make out with MJ. The trip goes shits up when Mysterio shows up with bad news in the multiverse. So, he and his friends with Nick Fury have to spot the big bad guy, all the while Spider-man is trying to a date with MJ. In the end we learn that we still love Tom Holland as Spider-man and that he has a great ass in that costume.

Okay we love Tom Holland, we love Tom Holland as Spider-Man. He seems fun and genuine in that costume. He is likable and you want to be friends with him. He really does make you like these movies his in. They do a great job making you feel he is in High school and it’s fun and funny too. Jake Gyllenhaal is great as Mysterio and all the surprises that come with him. I love that he is just some guy is acting. I hope he comes back in the next film. Zendaya  is cool, maybe even to cool for this movie. I love her in anything she pops up in now. I wished it wouldn’t have harped on Iron Man’s death so much. I mean we get it, it’s sad, he is dead. I am ready to move on. It’s a fun movie that you will enjoy watching and should check it out. I mean it connects to all those other Marvel movies, so I guess you have too.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Tom Holland really is charismatic and likable. He sells the role and you buy it! We love watching him and his ass in this role.

B. Zendaya is great. You wish you knew her daily.

D. The score was composed by Michael Giacchino (Coco, Star Trek Beyond,Super 8, Lost (TV Series)). He is an amazing composer and this score was pretty good.

E. Directed by Jon Watts (Spider-Man: Homecoming, The Onion News Network) and he is done a fun job with the movies.

F. Jake Gyllenhaal we have loved you since Donnie Darko. He is a lot of fun in this movie.

G. I want them to make this movie. Multiverse Spider-Man with all three Spider Men.

H. Cute but cluttered. That’s Marvels goal though I think.

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