“My Friend Dahmer” or “Dahmer High” – my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Ross Lynch“. Can you feel sorry for the devil? That’s the big question this movie is asking your ass. Okay so this is the story of serial killer Jeffery Dahmer before he starting killing. Which was while he was in High School and he had a couple of friends. What his family and life was like and what he did and went through. What he was like dealing with the need to kill and also being gay. How his friends saw him and his alcoholism. Until the day he began killing men right after he graduated. So get ready for bizarre tale.

Okay this film really is interesting, you really only hear about his life when he starting killing people and that’s it. It’s interesting to see where he came from and what turned him into this “devil”. There is a lot of stuff you just didn’t know about him. At times you even feel sorry for him, then you get to the end and remember, oh shit he killed 17 dudes. Then you are like goddamnnnnn. It’s all fucked up. What’s also creepy/cool is that they filmed in his real house that he grew up in. It still looks the exact same. Ross Lynch who plays Jeff really did a great job, not playing him scary or weird, but just playing him. Let the viewer find what creeps them out etc. He is a human, even if he is fucked up. You can learn from this cat and so that you know the 20 others that are like him coming your way in the future. Don’t forget Anne Heche is in this and plays his crazy ass mom. She is great and Anne really fun to watch in shit. Okay check this movie out if you want to see real life horror. This was one interesting and fucked up high school drama. Honestly I wish this was a 10 episode Netflix series dealing with his whole life. Ross was that good in it and it was that interesting. 

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Ross Lynch plays Jeff Dahmer and he was great. That hair needs an Oscar too. Drop Ross in other cool roles. 


B. The real Jeff.

C. It was filmed in Jeffery Dahmer’s actual childhood home in Bath, Ohio.

D. His doctor was Vincent Kartheiser from MR. ROBOT. He felt his balls during a check up and Jeff got a boner. Haha that was a lot. 

E. Anne Heche was nuts in this, but great. 

F. Here is the comic book his friend wrote about him. https://www.amazon.com/My-Friend-Dahmer-Derf-Backderf/dp/1419702173

G. Here is Ross in Disney’s “Teen Beach Movie“.

H. The poster is cute.

“Leatherface” or “LeatherTeen/Leathertwink” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Leatherface” 2017. Leatherface is back! This time he is a teenager and locked up in a mental hospital. I wish he was more emo but he isn’t. When he is little he gets locked up because his family is fucked up. Mama Leatherface (Lili Taylor) is crazy and wants him to learn the chainsaw at 10, but the cops take him to a mental hospital instead. He grows up there, then during a riot he breaks out with some other crazies and an annoying nurse. What’s really “crazy” is that Leatherface is not the ugly monster we have come to know and love. He is a teen heart-throb. WHAT THE FUCK! He is also really nice to everyone including the hostage nurse. Meanwhile they are all on the run from the cops and fight with each other along the way. Will Leatherface ever find Leathermom? Will he ever find his true ugly face? Will he learn to work a chainsaw? 

Okay so by the end I don’t know if I cared anymore. I guess it was cute that Leatherface was not some chunky weirdo. That was interesting, but it really didn’t make sense when you think about it. I mean he gets ugly, but it’s like okayyyyy. Then it’s like do we need a prequel with a kind Leatherface? NO. It’s not scary. We just feel sorry for him. We want him to make it in life. Even the mom we like because it’s an actress we like. So what are we supposed to do? I guess support the Leatherface family and hope they live and make it. What the fuck. Even the innocent/survivor girl is annoying and forgettable. It’s like throw her in a ditch who cares. Go LeatherTwink or whatever. Haha Just wait for Netflix to watch this movie or just watch the original. That shit is scary and real and fucked up. This is a teen drama. If you love Leatherface you will want to see this, then you will wish it was a love story about a boy and his chainsaw.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Sam Strike plays teenage Leatherface. He gets acne later or whatever.

B. Stephen Dorff plays the sheriff and he hates the Leatherface family.

His best role was in “The Gate“.

C. It was directed by Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury (ABCs of Death 2 (segment “X is for Xylophone”)). I guess nice try. 

D. Lili Taylor is Leatherface’s mom and she did what she could with these brats. 

Lili’s best part was in “Say Anything… “. Watch.

E. Vanessa Grasse was the Final/Survivor girl in the film and she was a bore and forgettable. Leave her ass in a ditch.

Here is how you sell it. Watch this from the original The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

F. John Frizzell (The FollowingAlien: ResurrectionDante’s Peak) composed the score. It was generic like his other scores. 

G. This poster is cute I guess. I wish we could have seen Leatherface on a date.

 

What I did for Halloween 2017!

Here is what I did during Halloween 2017. I keep a log of what I did so that I can look back and see years later. Also to make sure that I did enough to make Samhain happy. Thanks to all who celebrated Halloween with me.

  1. We had a Halloween meeting to plan stuff in August.

2. Tied “IT” Balloons on the street.

Watch here!

3. Went to see Suspiria in the theater.

4. Went to see “It.

5. Watched “Poltergeist”.

6. Max and I made a new video series called “Just Give Me The Deetz” dressed as Lydia Deetz.

7. Decorated my front door.

8. Painted coffins and watched Pet Cemetery.


9. Watched Scream 2 and took pics!

10. We went to FEAR THE WOODS haunted house/trail.

Our “Just Give Me The Deetz” video got reposted by FEAR THE WOODS too.

11. We we to see Halloween in the theater.

12. I explained “Curses” on Adult Swim.

13. Creepy Co. Shared my Halloween pic!

14. Got a message from someone from youtube about a video I put up 10 years ago from Salem on Halloween.

“I don’t know how often you check this and if you’ll ever see this, but just wanted to let you know your video “Magic Pumpkin Man” has brought so much joy to my friend and I for the past 10 years lol. I came across it on YouTube while looking up Nightmare Before Christmas clips in 07 and every year around Halloween we send it to each other. It is really the glue keeping our long distance friendship going. So just wanted to thank you and please don’t ever delete it. It is hilarious and the best Halloween masterpiece I’ve ever seen. Happy Halloween!”

Wow who knew. It’s only a few seconds long. haha

15. Went to Camp Blood

16. Watched Beetlejuice!

17. Went to see Monster Squad!

18. Went to see Happy Death Day!

19. Went to a Cabin for Friday the 13th Weekend!

Here is the video for it.

20. Went to Nightmare’s Gate Haunted House

21. Went so the THE CRAFT!

22. Went to see CHRISTINE!

23. Went to the Grant Park Halloween Lantern Parade

24. Went to a Spooky Tales Party at Eli and Diana’s.

25. Was in the Little 5 Points Halloween Parade.

Dressed at Wonder Pickle. 
Here is everyone from the Adult Swim Float. 

We bought 1,000 dollars worth of candy for it.

I was in the Creative Loafing biting my lip.

We streamed it live on Adult Swim.

Here is the link to watch it : Click Here!

26. We carved Pumpkins.

27. Here is my pumpkin for 2017.

28. We made costumes on Assembly Line Yeah on Adult Swim!

Watch the episode here:

Click this to watch episode

30. Was on Swap Shop with Zach, Adam and Sasha on Adult Swim with a Halloween Special as Sonny the Shark.

Here is a link for the show:Click here for show!

 

31. Went to Goth Nite in my first costume. The Grim Reaper of 2017.

It was inspired by this pin Max Fisher sent me a pic of and the maker of it tagged me in his pos when I posted me in it.

 

32. Here is my Halloween costume for 2017. The Georgia Patch King 1817.

33. Went to Mary’s Halloween party.

Here is the video!

34. Went to Joey W.’s Halloween Party TERROR ON GRANT PARK.

35. Made tombstones on Assembly Line for Adult Swim.

Here is a link to watch the episode: Click this!

37. Put out our Halloween night pumpkin.

38. Gave out candy, to nobody. They didn’t show up.

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39. Here is a look at all the Halloween fun in a video!

 

 

 

“Happy Death Day” or “The Feel Good Slasher Movie of the Year” my fuck review

Here is my review for “Happy Death Day“. A slasher movie with a heart of gold. The movie begins with a girl named Tree starting her birthday out waking up in some guys bed in a dorm room. She is hung over and moody. She heads to her sorority and goes through the day and ends up getting chased and killed by someone wearing a baby mask. Then is surprised when she wakes back up in the same guys dorm room again from that morning. Starting the whole goddamn day over again. She has deja vu all day and the killer shows up again and kills her in a different way. The movie gets more nuts and nuts as she gets killed all kinds of ways over and over again. Will she every get out of this crazy ass Groundhog Day! Will she find out who the killer is? Will she love the guy in the dorm room?

Okay this movie is nuts! You see her ass get murdered so many times, but it’s a lot of fun and funny too. Jessica Rothe plays Tree and she was great, somebody put her ass in more horror movies ASAP. She is a scream queen for sure. I loved her! Her mix of comedy and terror was a deal sealer! Israel Broussard was the dorm room guy and her love interest and he was cool too. They made a cool team. By the end of the film you really dug both of them and wanted them to live. You even felt that Tree learned something about life and how to be a better person and shit. It really was the feel good movie of the year. They did a great job balancing horror with emotions. Usually it’s just body count, but since it’s just her body dying on loop you get to know her and like her. Also you got your slasher feel too. Think crazy death scenes like in “Friday the 13th”. If you are looking for a fun/funny slasher horror film this is it. I love it and I loved the crazy way all the shit played out. It was a cool idea for a horror film and it’s worth the watch. 

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Jessica Rothe (She was in La La Land  as somebody?) plays Tree. A weird ass name but I guess you remember it. I love her in it. I hope she pops in more horror movies. Make her the new Scream Queen she is fun and memorable as fuck. Look at all her looks in this movie. 

B. Here is the killers mask. It was the colleges teams mask.

C. Christopher Landon directed this movie. He directed Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones and wrote DisturbiaParanormal Activity 2, 3 and 4. His father is Michael Landon from Little House on the Prairie.

Also Scott Lobdell wrote this movie. He wrote the X-Men (TV Series) 1993- 1996. WTF!

D. You will learn how to learn how to live your shitty life better.

E. Israel Broussard (The Bling Ring , Fear the Walking Dead) plays the cute dude Carter. He was good too for what he played. 

F. There is another cool Birthday horror movie.

With an amazing theme song!!!!

G, The score is composed by Bear McCreary (Terminator: The Sarah Connor ChroniclesBattlestar GalacticaThe Walking Dead) and it was fun. I like his stuff.

H. 2 posters they are both cool as fuck.

 

Scream 2- Cici Cooper auditions!

Check out our Scream 2 Cicic Cooper auditions.

Here is the original Cici Cooper.

Now click here to watch 2 videos of the auditions. Slide Instagram over for second video.

“Cult of Chucky” or “Multi-Chuckys But Still Not Enough Chuckys” – my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Cult of Chucky“.  First of all of the Chucky movies are entertaining as hell. These last 2 films have tried to make them more serious and scary again etc. I think what makes Chucky fun and memorable are the laughs though.  Okay so Nica (Fiona Dourif) is back and she is in a mental hospital because of shit that happened from the last film. They think she killed people but it was Chucky. This plot already bores me. The nobody believes her routine, while Chucky goes around killing people. Meanwhile what issssss cool is that Andy (Alex Vincent) from part 1 and 2 is back and all grown up and pissed. He is dealing with Chucky’s head that talks. Also Tiffany is back, well Jennifer Tilly. Remember Tiffany took over Jennifer Tilly’s body in “Seed of Chucky“.  I love her in these movies too. So they are running around while there are a bunch of Chucky’s popping off killing people in the hospital. There is a new voodoo spell that multiples him. Anyway some twists happen and stay until the end of the credits for another surprise guest. I will tell you it’s not Glen, their son. Who I was hoping was going to be in this movie. He was not and I am pissed! 

Okay this is a Chucky movie so it’s fun to watch, but will I buy it? No. Why because they went away from the fun and the laughs. I get it. This is what Writer and Director Don Mancini is probably wanting and he is saying “We want to go back to the scares of part 1 and 2”. Well bitch you are on part 7 and we are too familiar with this character now. There are toys, posters, and T-shirts of him everywhere. Nobody is scared anymore so you better make his ass entertaining. Which you did with “Bride of Chucky” and “Seed of Chucky“. So deal with it.  Now you got us taking this serious (boring) ride again with you with “Curse” and “Cult” and we are falling asleep. We are just sitting there waiting for the next scene with Chucky. We wished the Tiffany doll was in it more too. I don’t care about Nica or even Andy or whoever. They are just in the way of the real show. Chucky and Tiffany! Don’t take me to the zoo and make me listen to humans talk for 2 hours about the rules of the zoo. Where are the lions and monkeys! You feel me. They should have been chasing Andy and other characters from all the films for 2 hours raising hell! Listening to Ariana Grande or some shit. Anyway figure it out. We love Chucky and Tiffany and we want to love them more. We even love their love for each other! Power couple. Watch it if you love Chucky, but it will just make you wish you had more. Also the whole movie I am waiting on Glen and he can’t even get a cameo or some shit! Fuck this!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Brad Dourif is the voice of Chucky and he is brilliant. We want more Chucky screen time. Fuck all these dumb humans clogging up the screen.

B. Honestly my favorite Chucky movie is Bride of Chucky” and then “Seed of Chucky. Because they had fun with it and made it all about Chucky and the laughs and screams, and the cursing and killing and the craziness of it all. Yes, maybe it’s not really scary or whatever, but were any of them. These 2 movies launched Chucky into a new level of icon status. Watch this trailer. The jokes in it are amazing.

Look at what each film grossed!

Child’s Play – $44,196,684 (Worldwide) 

Child’s Play 2 – $35,763,605 (Worldwide)

Child’s Play 3 -$20,560,255 (Worldwide)

Bride of Chucky  – $50,671,850 (Worldwide) WINNER! Why? You tell me. People loved this movie!

Seed of Chucky- $24,741,977 (Worldwide)

C.  The “nobody believes me” plot is boring.

D. Nica, Andy, and Tiffany. The Stars of Cult and all the Chucky films.

E. Where the fuck was Glen!!!!!! GOD DAMN!

F.  I mean honestly this scene with all 3 dolls from “Seed of Chucky” is amazing and nuts! Literally brilliant.

God almighty this scene is amazing too.

G. Here is the poster or cover. Boring.

“Jeepers Creepers 3” or “The Cheaper Goes After Country Boys” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Jeepers Creepers III“. Okay so this is part 3 and it took a while to make. I loved the first “Jeepers Creepers” and “Jeepers Creepers II” was fun also. So I was excited about this one, maybe 10 years ago, but here we are and the protesters say don’t see it because the Director Victor Salva is the real CREEPER. True. Look it up. Anyway the creeper is back and it starts off where one leaves off, outside the police station that Justin Long gets ganked at. The police dude (Brandon Smith) that was in the first Jeepers is back with a wig on or something to act like it’s the same night etc. He teams up with some Creeper Hunters to go find the bitch. Now cut to Meg Foster who is the mother of some kid who died back in 78 (the years John Carpenter’s Halloween came out). She is seeing visions of the creeper and she hates him, also her teen granddaughter owns a pony. Then here comes the country teen boys. Who really looked like they were plucked off the farm. They run into the Creeper and he is pissed and but he always loves the boys. He kills some and chases the girl with the my little pony and a freckle faced boy for a while. Then the Creeper Hunters have some long dialogue here and there. Some shit blows up and it looks like bad Photoshop. In the end there are some surprises and you are surprised, sort of, but “Final Destination 5” did it better.

Okay so first off I do like “The Creeper” monster he is fun and you like seeing him again. His makeup looks cool and he is the best part. Everything just feels like forced filler around his ass. It’s like you love the first movie because it was scary and fun, the second movie was a great idea. A bus breaks down with a bus load of teens on a back road. Amazing. This time it’s basically two old Creeper hunters running around in the daylight looking for the Creeper with bad special effects. I get it, it was lowwwwwww budget this time. I should be thankful it was made I guess. I mean shit they should have cut some of those actors out and spent money on the effects bitch. Honestly we just wanted to see Trish back in the whole movie. The real problem is they wrote themselves in a hole. The Creeper can only be seen for 23 days every 23 years. So ya know, you got films that can only take place for 23 days in 2001 (the first film) or 23 years in the future. I wish they would make Trish in the future fighting him with a jet pack on and lasers or some shit. Anyway it’s fun to watch because you love the Creeper but you will not love this movie. You will be bored with the cop and the creeper hunters and their over dramatic bullshit. You will be bored with My Little Pony girl and freckle face country boy. Meg Foster looks like a witch all the time now since “The Lords of Salem“. She was still great in “They Live“. You really just wait for the Creeper to show back up and that’s it. They didn’t even play the Jeepers Creepers Peepers song. WTF! Not enough coins for effects or songs I guess. If you want to see it in the theater you blew it. It was only playing for one night and for one time. I can see why. Wait for Blu Ray or On Demand. Watch part 1 and 2 and look for all the gay undertones. That will be more fun.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Jonathan Breck played The Creeper in all 3 movies. He is good as this bitch. 

B. Victor Salva directed all 3 and has a fucked up past. Look it up. 

C. They all looked like real country boys not actors or models. Just dudes down the street throwing hay across your ass.

D. Here is the order of all the films.

  • 1978: Intro/Flashback from Jeepers Creepers 3.
  • 2001: Jeepers Creepers (Days 1-2)
  • 2001: Jeepers Creepers 3 (Days 2-5)
  • 2001: Jeepers Creepers 2 (Days 5-6)
  • Unknown Future: Trish (Gina Davis) Outro from Jeepers Creepers 3
  • 2024: Jeepers Creepers 2 final scene.

E. Gina Philips was in the first one as Trish. The fans want her back. 

F. Meg Foster plays Gaylen Brandon, the mom of The Creeper’s victims in 1978. His name is Kenny Brandon. When Darry (Justin Long) and Trish (Gina Phillips) are driving down a Florida highway before being attacked by The Creeper they discuss the urban legend of Darla and Kenny, kids who got killed on Prom Night back in 1978. Darry found Kenny’s body in The Creepers hang out below the church.

G. Stan Shaw and Brandon Smith (He was in the first Jeepers) were the Creeper Hunters and they chewed up most of the films time and bored me. There characters were boring, forced, and over dramatic. 

H. Where the fuck was the Jeepers Creepers song? No budget for it I guess.

I. Bennett Salvay composed the score for the first 2 movies which were great. The composer for this movie was Andrew Morgan Smith (Trailer Park Shark) it was not good.

I. This poster is nice.