The Best Films of 2019!

Okay here is my list of the top 10 films I loved in 2019. These are ones I would watch again also. Check it out. You may be like OMG to some and where are some other films. It may change when I see the last couple of movies I need to see but this is it.

1. Ma– Is such a fun film and Octavia Spencer is gold in this. Make a sequel with her on spring break killing kids now! I will watch this movie all the time. It was my favorite movie this year!

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2. Parasite This movie had some of the best characters of the year in it. You really loved them and wanted them to succeed and it was a lot of fun to watch.

3.  Little Women This movie is great and you will love all the women and Timothy in this movie. I will buy this when it drops and I could have watched 10 hours of these characters.

4. Midsommar This movie is creepy and fucked up on a whole other level and you are nervous the entire time. It’s a must see.

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3. Giant Little OnesYou think this story is going one way and it might be predictable but things switch and it shows you another side to being gay.

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5. Booksmart They gave it to you in this movie, you will laugh and want a sequel.

6. Honey Boy Listen the entire cast of this movie is amazing. It shows you a peek into Shia’s life and how bizarre and sad it was.

7. The Farewell You love Awkwafina in this movie and wish you knew her and her family.

9. The Last Black Man in San Francisco- This movie is well acted and interesting and entertaining as hell. See it.

10. Knives Out I love the movie Clue and this movie is like a newer smarter Clue. You will love the characters and pay off.

 

Some fun runners up! That didn’t make the top 10 but are still great.

1. THE SWINGOUT SISTERS in All Men Are Fucking Trash!- I made this and I am proud of it. You love these people!

2. Dolemite Is My Name Listen you forgot that Eddie Murphy was good actor and still funny as hell, but I love this true story about a guy just trying to make his dreams come true.

3. The Lighthouse This movie will fuck you up but that’s a good thing. They are giving you weird fucked up shit in this movie.

4. The Kid Who Would Be King You probably didn’t see this movie but I had a lot of fun watching this film and I loved the kids in it. It’s a cool movie watch it.

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5 .Shazam! Okay I love this movie it’s silly and even dumb sometimes but I love the kids in it and the ending was fun as fuck.

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6. Us Not as good as GET OUT but still a good movie that had you guessing and scared.

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7..It Chapter Two Not as good as Part 1 but still this movie gave you the scares and the cast was fun too.

8 .Scream, Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street– This movie is emotional and super informative for any fan of the Nightmare Films.

9. Cats– You may be asking, wait everyone hated this movie it was a flop. Listen I have never seen anything as ape shit nuts as this movie and it’s worthy of liking. They didn’t give a fuck and made a movie about singing and talking Cats. 

10. Downton Abbey was this movie great? No, but I love these characters and I loved watching this movie. It really was just like the TV show with a bigger budget, but I liked it either way.

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ALSO the best film of the 2000’s is “Battle Royale” 2000 and Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

What I did for Halloween 2019

  1. Decorated my front door for the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

2. Got liked by Beistle! The Halloween decoration company!

3. SCOOBY PARTTY!

4. Watched MA

5. Went to Spirit Halloween store

6. Hung out in the Scooby van!

7. Went to a cabin on Friday the 13th!

 

8. Watched Elvira Mistress of the Dark.

9. Went to 13 Stories Trap Haunted House.

Here is a link to the video they put up of us.

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10. Went to Fear the Woods Haunted trail.

11. Went to watch Mark Patton‘s (Jesse from Nightmare on Elm Street 2) new film Scream, Queen! My Nightmare on Elm Street an amazing documentary.

Also he liked my picture on instagram! YES!

 

13. Went to Netherworld Haunted House.

14. Wrote an article in Atlanta Magazine about things to do for Halloween.

15. Went to Folklore Haunted House!

16. Got 800 dollars worth of candy for Halloween parade!

 

16. Little 5 points Halloween Parade and got in the paper.

Here is the video:

 

17. Beistle thank me! They make the best Halloween decorations since like the 30’s

18. Went to It Follows screening.


19. Went to Candyman screening.

20. Made Halloween Spotify playlist for Adult Swim

 

21. Carved pumpkins


22. Went to Turner Halloween party!

23. My Halloween costume 2019! Mr. Persnickety!

24. Halloween party!


Video from party

25. Halloween in NY!

26. Halloween in Japan!

27. Made a short horror film in Japan.

Coming Soon!

 

28.  A greatest hits video of Halloween fun from 2019!

“Pet Sematary 2019” or “Sometimes Dead Is Better, When You Are Watching This Movie” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Pet Sematary“. This is a remake of the original “Pet Sematary” or the book whatever. I was excited about seeing this movie I don’t mind remakes if they are good.

Okay so the Creed family moves into a new house. They are a happy family with 2 kids and a cat named Church. Everything is cool until they see the neighborhood kids wearing advanced paper mache animal masks. I still can’t make a mask this good, but the neighborhood are and crafts are popping off. Eventually the Church gets ran over by a truck and the this old pervert next door helps them bury their cat on this mountain hours away. The mountain is curse or sour but it brings dead shit back to life. The parents say and do stupid shit then, one fo the kids gets hit by a car looking for the cat. Now the dad is sad (sort of) and goes and buries the little girl on the mountain and she comes back to life, but she is talking and having shitty conversations. In the end you realize that everyone in this movie sucks.

Okay listen, yes I do like the original film, but now I think I love it. This film made me realize that the original Pet Sematary movie was great. This new film you will literally hate the entire cast. They are all boring and forgettable and no it’s not scary. If anything it’s dumb and funny. It’s supposed to take place in Maine but that is clearly Canada, with those thick ass woods. No New England accents either. It’s in the original movie and it sells it. You may think who cares. Well it’s a Stephen King movie. His whole schtick is New England shit. So they blew it.

They also flip the script and the little girls is the first dead person to come back, but she is terrible and it feels like everything is she says is forced. Her acting is fake and feels like and acting class. I am not picking a kid either, the original kid that played Gage is only 2 years old and he deserved an Oscar for his part. The new Gage is barely in it and useless. Louis and Rachel are just 2 dummies walking around and you want them to die. Nothing feels natural and I was bored watching it. Even the cat is just a plain old dirty tabby with hair gel. It’s too much and yet not enough. Skip this movie and go watch the original that just got remastered and released on 4K. This new movie forgettable and will be lost in horror movie time.

 

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. I hate Church in this movie. He is just a dirty Tabby.

B. I hate Jason Clarke (Louis) in this movie.

C.I hate Amy Seimetz (Rachel) in this movie.


D. I hate Jeté Laurence (Ellie) in this movie. She needed her ass whipped. The ground and  her attitude were sour.

E. I hate Hugo Lavoie (Gage) in this movie.

F. I hate John Lithgow (Jud) in this movie.

G. I hate Alyssa Brooke Levine (Zelda) in this movie.

H. The music was composed by one fo my favorite composers (Christopher Young) and it was forgettable. I am sad about this. Listen here.

I. It was directed by Kevin Kölsch,(Starry EyesDennis Widmyer (Starry Eyes ). It was forced, boring, and the actors looked lost.

J. The Original Gage (Miko Hughes) should have gotten a lifetime achievement award when he was in this movie at 2 years old!

Denise Crosby played the original Rachel and this speech she gives and this scene are incredible. Both the new Rachel and new Zelda are shit.

Mary Lambert directed the original movie and she really did and amazing job, and it’s more interesting to see a female perspective on Pet Sematary.

J. The Poster is cluttered.