“Incredibles 2” or “Elasta Girl is Really Incredible” my fucking review

Here is my review for “Incredibles 2“. The Incredibles are back! You have waited 50 years or whatever to the sequel and it’s here. It starts off right where the last one left off and this time Elasta Girl is going off on her own to solve crimes and fight bad guys while Daddy Incredible stays home and takes care of the kids. Edna is back too and helping the baby get some new clothes. In the end the entire family pops off and beats ass.

Okay so I loved it. It was fun and action packed. It really holds your attention the entire movie too. Plus the animation is a giant leap forward from the last film. Both these films have great dialogue and smart characters. This dialogue is better than most live action movies. It’s great how they focus on Elasta Girl and that she doesn’t have to stay home with the kids, but it’s also cool that Daddy Incredible learn to be strong at home too. The score was great by Michael Giacchino and he really does this movie wonders. I love Holly Hunter too, she is just great in anything she does. Even if it’s just her voice. Go see this movie in the theater for sure. You will love it. I can’t wait for a part 3 in like 10 years.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. This is a fun superhero movie. It’s more entertaining than most films out there now.

B. It was written and directed by Brad Bird (The Iron GiantThe IncrediblesRatatouilleMission: Impossible – Ghost ProtocolTomorrowland) and he does the voice for Edna Mode (E). His animated films are amazing. His lived action films not so much. 

C.  Holly Hunter is amazing in everything. Give here a lifetime achievement award now! Dat ass though.

D. Be these assholes for Halloween too!

E.Michael Giacchino is brilliant and this score is amazing. Listen here.

F. Gazerbeam forever.

G. Cute posters.



“Lady Bird” or “Mothers and Daughters Fight A Lot” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Lady Bird“. It’s like 2002 in Sacramento, California! She is a girl from the wrong side of the tracks! Get ready for Lady Bird! Lady Bird is a high school girl stuck in a Catholic school and she wants out. Outta that school and town and away from her bitchy mom. She has a best friend played Beanie Feldstein that makes life bearable and she has a first and second romance her senior year there. Neither really work out but she learns a lot from them. It’s really the story of a daughter VS. a mother, and how they love/hate each other. Is this true of all mothers and daughters? They acted like my mom and sister! In the end will Lady Bird learn to appreciate her overbearing my mom? Will her mom learn to love her free-spirited daughter? Will Lady Bird get out of Sacramento? Does anyone? You will have to see it to find out! 

Okay so this really was a well made and funny film. You will grow to love Lady Bird fast in this movie. Saoirse Ronan is believable, witty and truly funny. Her mother is played by Laurie Metcalf and she is comedy gold. Yes, she is crazy and controlling, but also caring and loving. It’s real! Beanie Feldstein is Lady Bird’s best friend and she was in Neighbors 2. She is amazing in both films. I can’t wait to see her in more films also. It was directed by Greta Gerwig and she gave it to you. Keeping shit real, funny and smart the entire film. You loved every character and wanted to see Lady Bird get out of this shit town. At times you feel like it’s and indie drama and the next minute it’s like a big Hollywood movie. I can’t wait to see Greta’s next movie if it’s as fun and interesting as this one. This one is a must see and you will like it for sure. I hope they make “LADY BIRD 2- The College Years 2004”.  Saoirse Ronan is a star. Greta is the real deal!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Saoirse Ronan is great in this movie and she has been great in other movies that you forgot she was in! HannaThe Grand Budapest HotelBrooklyn

She also looks like she could be in a teen X-MEN show too. Look at this other girl on a Fox X-Men show.  It’s not her but see what I mean.

B. Laurie Metcalf is comedy gold.

She was the killer in Scream 2 also. DEBBIE SALT! I know Roseanne too.

C. Directed by Greta Gerwig (Nights and Weekends) but she acted in China, ILThe House of the DevilThe Mindy Project

D. Beanie Feldstein was great in this movie and in . She also Jonah Hill sister. 

E. They played this song in it. Love this!

F. Timothée Chalamet is great in this movie. He is also in “Call Me by Your Name“. He is in 2 huge films this year.

G. Lucas Hedges (Manchester by the Sea) and John Karna (MTV Scream) are making out in the boys bathroom in this movie.

H. This poster is great.