Here is my review for “Mary Poppins Returns“. YESSS BITCH! MARY is back! Okay the Banks kids are all grown up from part 1. Now Michael Banks has 3 kids and a dead wife. They are all sad as shit and the Michael’s sister Jane is there to help. The shit gets more sad now because they are broke as fuck and can’t pay the rent. Michael is ready jump his ass off a roof. The kids are crying and need help. What can they do? Enter Mary Poppins, from the clouds. She shows up throwing shade and her witch powers around. She even looks in mirrors saying to herself “I woke up like this, flawless”. Wow Crazy! Later she meets up with Lin-Manuel Miranda and he is a street lamp lighter. Now do what! Anyway they are trying to think of ways to make a buck to pay the rent all while fuckin with cartoon horses. In the end they all get High? Then fly away.
Okay this movie was a lot of fun, crazy and yes depressing. Emily does a great job as Mary Poppins, you buy her floating ass. She throws the right amount of shade on everyone. The kids from the first movie are giving it you. Ben Whishaw really is a great actor and it gets real and sad. The new kids are fun not annoying. The songs aren’t as catchy as the first movie though. They are cute though. Lin-Manuel Miranda is in it a lot. It almost takes away from Mary at times. He even does some of the rapping he does from the Hamilton. It’s the wrong time frame for all that though. So you are aware of it happening and it’s too much. I love all the animation in it, it really felt like the characters of the old Poppins. It really is fun and I do like the depressing shit too. It’s a good lesson for children today. Yes, bitch the rent is due.
A. Emily Blunt was great in the movie. She made a good Poppins and I believed it.
B. Lin-Manuel Miranda is a great performer, but it felt like he was in it a lot more and Mary should have been in it the most.
C. This song was fun, but No I can’t imagine.
D. Ben Whishaw really is an amazing actor. I love him in films and TV. There is a realness to him and even sadness at times that I love.
F. Nobody beats Julie Andrews she was like made of real magic. But Emily does a good job.
G. I loved this new age Mary Poppins. Called Nanny 911. Amazing