“Avengers: Endgame” or “The End Etc.” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Avengers: Endgame“.

GO SEE THE FUCKIN MOVIE FIRST! SPOILER ALERT! Listen, whether you will love it or hate it, just go see it. You have never seen a movie like this in theater before. A 20 movie build up to one film. So many stars in one fuckin movie. A movie you literally know nothing about, no footage or anything. It was a complete surprise. Okay mostly.

This time the Avengers, that are alive, are back. It’s been 5 years and they are sad as fuck. Ant-man shows back up and has an idea about time travel, so they get everybody back together and go back in time to get the glove stones. Craziness ensues and eventually Thanos finds out and comes to the future to fight everyone again. It’s literally everyone and their moms fighting. In the end we learn that time travel really can solve all your problems and that Captain America’s ass is “America’s Ass”.

Okay so this movie is big and feels big. Everyone is in it and it’s a lot. It’s a fun ride for sure and you will enjoy it, even if you have seen all the films. If you have not seen them, then you will be lost as fuck. It really is nuts and something to see. There are some great fight scenes at the end of the movie that will have you cheering. That being said the movie is really in the 3 parts. In the first part of the film everyone is dead and they are sad as fuck and missing them. The second part is, okay let’s find everyone and get them back together. The third part is everyone is back together fighting. Listen this movie is longgggg. So, the first 2 parts feel long as hell. You also really do miss Spiderman and Black Panther in this movie. You notice they are not in the scenes this time. Everyone knows by now what these movies are about and who is in them. Marvel has set these movies up to feel all connected and they are. It really is it’s on genre now. Once again, more people live, and more people die. Will you be sad? I don’t know, I feel like people die and come back all the time in these films so much who cares anymore.┬áJust see it and I am sure you will be into it. It’s the biggest movie of all time or some shit so you should watch it. Will I buy it? Probably not. I would not repeat watch it probably.

 

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. There is an action scene with all the women of Marvel popping off and it was fun to see. You are glad movies and the world are changing for the better, even if it’s slow as hell. I want to see an all female hero movie.

B. Chris Evans really plays this role well and you are interested. They made a joke about his ass and the audience agreed.

C. Pepper Potts is a lot. Hahaaha

D. Thor’s Big Lebowski character was cute for a minute, but they didn’t let it go. Maybe I am just not a fan of the Big Lebowski

E. Ant-Man is funny. We love Paul Rudd.

F. Alan Silvestri composed the score. Listen Alan is a legacy composer. We love him forever. A lot of the Marvel movies score are forgettable and generic. Alan Brought some fun stuff to this one though.

G. The posters represents the movie. Cluttered with people.