“Spider-Man: Far from Home” or “That Peter Tingle”- my fuck review

Here is my review for “Spider-Man: Far from Home“. Spider-man is back, and he is alive from Avengers. Now he is trying to have a normal life after fighting aliens and shit. He just wants to go on school trip and make out with MJ. The trip goes shits up when Mysterio shows up with bad news in the multiverse. So, he and his friends with Nick Fury have to spot the big bad guy, all the while Spider-man is trying to a date with MJ. In the end we learn that we still love Tom Holland as Spider-man and that he has a great ass in that costume.

Okay we love Tom Holland, we love Tom Holland as Spider-Man. He seems fun and genuine in that costume. He is likable and you want to be friends with him. He really does make you like these movies his in. They do a great job making you feel he is in High school and it’s fun and funny too. Jake Gyllenhaal is great as Mysterio and all the surprises that come with him. I love that he is just some guy is acting. I hope he comes back in the next film. Zendaya  is cool, maybe even to cool for this movie. I love her in anything she pops up in now. I wished it wouldn’t have harped on Iron Man’s death so much. I mean we get it, it’s sad, he is dead. I am ready to move on. It’s a fun movie that you will enjoy watching and should check it out. I mean it connects to all those other Marvel movies, so I guess you have too.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Tom Holland really is charismatic and likable. He sells the role and you buy it! We love watching him and his ass in this role.

B. Zendaya is great. You wish you knew her daily.

D. The score was composed by Michael Giacchino (Coco, Star Trek Beyond,Super 8, Lost (TV Series)). He is an amazing composer and this score was pretty good.

E. Directed by Jon Watts (Spider-Man: Homecoming, The Onion News Network) and he is done a fun job with the movies.

F. Jake Gyllenhaal we have loved you since Donnie Darko. He is a lot of fun in this movie.

G. I want them to make this movie. Multiverse Spider-Man with all three Spider Men.

H. Cute but cluttered. That’s Marvels goal though I think.

“Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse” or “I AM SPIDERMAN!” – my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse“. Spider-Man is back but better than ever! Well it’s not the Spider-Man we have seen a million times and heard the back story too. It’s another Spider-Man, and there are bunch of Spider-People. It starts off with teen Miles Morales and he is the Spider-Man of his reality not Peter Parker. It shows how he gets turned into a Spider-Man and how the bad guys fuck with different dimensions and it brings 5 other different Spider-Man and Woman to the table. They all have to find a way to work together to stop the bad guys from destroying every dimension.

Okay this movie is great. WHAT THE FUCK! Spider-Man is interesting again. Why? Because there are all kinds of Spider-Men and Woman. I was excited watching this movie. Peni Parker and Spider-Ham are amazing. I died with they showed up. The animation was nuts! The dialogue was witty and funny. You really love all the characters and the story. It was just so much fun to watch. The best part is by the end you feel like you could be a Spider-Man too, because maybe anyone can be Spider-Man. Not just a straight white nerd. It really is a movie for the 2018. You will love it and kids will too. The guys who wrote the Lego Movie wrote this movie and it shows. They know how to write and it’s genuinely smart and funny. Some of the best dialogue in any movie this year. Live action or Animated. Okay check this movie out you will love even if you don’t know who Spider-Man is.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Shameik Moore played Miles and he is great. I hope he becomes a live action version too.

B. Phil Lord (The Lego Movie) and Rodney Rothman (22 Jump Street) wrote it. So it’s entertaining and funny and smart. The are great!

C. Hailee Steinfeld played Gwen, another cool Spider-Woman. She was also in “Bumblebee”.

D. Kimiko Glenn played Peni Parker and I love this character. I was like OMFG! She has a robot with a spider that rides inside. So amazing.

E. Lily Tomlin played Aunt May and I love Lily in anything even animated.

F. Spider Pig had me floored. I can’t with this fuckin pig!

G. Daniel Pemberton (The Dark Crystal: Age of ResistanceBlack MirrorMolly’s Game)  composed the score. It was great. Take a listen.

H. This poster is great for your wall.