Here is my review for “Avengers: Infinity War“. Okay we have seen all those other Marvel movies and our asses have been waiting for this one! The Avengers are back and the Guardians of the Galaxy, and Dr. Strange, and Spider-Man, and Black Panther and your mom. Yes, everyone is in this movie, probably you reading this too. Okay so there are like 30 movies leading up to this movie so good luck if you have to catch up and you will want to see all the character development before this film for sure. There is this big purple alien named Thanos and he is out to get all these stones that fit into this power glove. Then he can snap his fingers and half the universe will die. Sounds great! Comic Con will get thinned out this year. Meanwhile, The Avengers plus every Marvel hero we have seen in those 30 films shows up to fuck his jam up. They also sort of meet each other for the first time. Ya know Guardians of the Galaxy meets Iron Man etc. There is some crazy space action, Wakanda action, and some emotional scenes too. In the end the shit hits the fan and you may be crying. If you are smart you will not cry, because they are probably making more films for each of these characters. So you figure it out. Money talks, and Thanos walks!
Okay so this movie was a lot of fun. We were waiting on it forever, so you are pumped to see that shit. There is a lot of action in it but they really do take the time to give you that emotion and develop Thanos. He is not just boring purple bad guy with a huge peen, but a person with different ideas about how to run shit. Maybe he is crazy but he believes he is doing good or whatever. It’s a long movie but you really don’t feel it because there is so much going on in it. It really is a greatest hits with everyone running around and meeting each other and then fighting. The Black Panther is back in this and the entire audience cheered when he showed up. We really love the Black Panther! There is a lot of Guardians of the Galaxy scenes in this movie too, but I don’t mind because their characters are fun and entertaining. The ending is a shock for some but honestly that’s the real problem with the film. There is no sense of dread. If a character dies you think to yourself “Well they will come back some how with Space Magic in the next film”. Meaning somehow they will get brought back in the sequel. Maybe audiences are too smart now. We know what is being filmed after this movie or during this movie. Like Guardians 3, Black Panther 2, Spider-man 2, etc. Basically if they are making these movies already then characters can’t be hurt in this film, but I like that they tried anyway. It really is nuts to see all these actors/characters in one film. You have never really seen anything like it. The score was by a favorite composer of mine Alan S., but once again a lot of it was generic. Just like every Marvel movie score. They just want it to blend in I guess. It’s weak. Anyway go see this in the theater. It’s huge and loud and fun!
A. Chris Evans really is a great Captain America. He sells the shit out of it, but he was not in this movie as much as others. I assume the next he will be and die!
B. Anthony Russo and Joe Russo directed this movie. They also directed Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Captain America: Civil War Stay for this Post credit scene. They do a great job of juggling all these characters and make you feel kinda of sad at the end.
C. Tom Holland we love you as Spider-Man. We are excited to see him jumping around and he is believable. Spider-Man ass compared to Captain Marvel ass.
D. Thanos was more interesting than I thought he was going to be. Sometimes villains are just one note. Ya know I hate everyone and I want to rule. Really he just wanted peace and quiet and a vacation. Josh Brolin sold it!
Josh Brolin in Goonies.
Also there are shit load of memes!
E. Alan Silvestri (Romancing the Stone, Cat’s Eye, Back to the Future, Outrageous Fortune, Predator, Overboard, Death Becomes Her, Forrest Gump, The Polar Express, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) composed the score. I love him but this score was not very memorable. Here is a sample.
F. Us on opening night. We met the real Dr. Strange.
G. Chadwick Boseman is great as the Black Panther.
H. They filmed this in Atlanta. I took this pic of a hot dog stand. It’s in the movie!
I. I can’t believe Sharon was one of the infinity stones!
J. This poster is a cluster fuck.