“Captain America: Civil War” or “Captain America: Gang Bang” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Captain America: Civil War“. Okay Captain America is back in part 3 of his films. Well sort of. It’s kind of like an Avengers movie too. This time Captain America is head of the Avengers and he is hanging out with Black WidowFalcon, and Scarlet Witch. They are taking down bad guys together but killing innocent people who get in the way too. Fuck! Now Iron Man is sad and getting heat from Governments and shit. So they all have a meeting with War Machine, and Vision and talk about how to control people with powers and shit. Now everybody is divided and pissed and the United Nations wants them all to sign some agreement. Later Black Widow goes to some conference and meets Black Panther and he is pissed because the Winter Soldier pops back up and blows his daddy up. Now Sharon Carter helps Captain America try to find The Winter Soldier aka Bucky with the Good Hair cuz they are best friends. But everyone hates that Winter Bitch. Shit hits the fan so Iron Man goes to get Spider-Twink to get help and everyone has to choose a side. Team Iron Man or Team Captain America.

Team Iron Man:   Iron ManBlack WidowWar MachineBlack PantherVisionSpider-Man

Team Captain America: Captain AmericaWinter SoldierFalconHawkeyeScarlet WitchAnt-Man


Literally everyone is in a huge gang bang at the airport. Everyone is fucking everyone up. It’s ape shit nuts. Spider-Man and Ant-Man were great in this scene too. In the end Best Friends rule and the audience drools.

Okay so this movie literally had everyone in it. I think I saw my mother at one point. It is a fun movie and at this point you feel like you know most of the characters because Marvel has done a good job setting up most of these bitches. The divide that is created between the group really does make sense and you as the audience agree with both sides for the most part. You get it. People are dying because when they are fighting bad guys buildings get knocked over, but if they aren’t allowed to fight them more people will die. See I got it Mother Fucker! The cool part is that they have been setting up the Winter Soldier for 2 films so that he could create the pop off. Captain America loves him because they grew up together and were best friends, but he has killed so many people over the years and shit. Now that he ain’t about that life and is innocent everybody wants to kill his ass. Except Captain America. It’s interesting writing and story telling for sure. So I loved all that shit. I think that the Captain America movies are more grounded than the other Marvel movies. More emotion and sadness, and about people. Not a lot of aliens or big monsters flying around. More about governments and spies etc. These films seem more real than the Avengers movies to me. A lot of fist flying around and crying and shit like that. Anyway I feel like I understand two best friends trying to help each other out no matter what. However that being said, it is a superhero movie so don’t read too much into beyond that though, but I really liked it though. I mean shit there is a lot going on as usual. Don’t go piss or you will miss. You know explosion-dialogue-punch-punch-explosion-explosion-dialogue-cry, but like I said it was a lot of fun and they did a great job giving you that emotion. Black Panther was in it a lot more than I thought he would be, and Spider-Man was great too. I thought I was over his Spider-Man in movies, but that bitch did a good job so I am excited about seeing him in another movie. So if you love everyone in the Marvel world they are basically in this movie and you love being best friends then go see this movie. You will be entertained. It was a fun movie to watch and all the characters are likable and you will want to sleep with everyone in the movie. I will buy this fucker on Blu Ray!


The Trailer: The score in this trailer is great.

The Facts:

A. Chris Evans is great as Captain America. He sells that shit and you buy it. 


B. The plot makes more sense than you think it will. Meaning why everyone is fighting each other. I agree with Captain America’s side more. Sometimes you gotta blow shit up.

D. Chadwick Boseman was great as Black Panther. They even allowed his character to make sense at the end of the movie. You can be him for Halloween. 


E. I love Emily VanCamp as Sharon Carter. 


F. Anthony Russo and Joe Russo directed this movie. They also directed Captain America: The Winter Soldier also and will direct Avengers: Infinity War – Part I and Avengers: Infinity War – Part II. Stay for this Post credit scene.


G. Tom Holland as Spider-Man is a great choice and was funny and entertaining in the movie. I can’t wait for another Spider-Bitch Movie. 


H. Henry Jackman composed the score and here is a track from it. The score to Winter Soldier was better though.

I. What’s also great about this movie it that there are 3 African-American superheroes in this movie, FalconWar Machine and Black Panther. There is even a scene where Falcon and War Machine are talking to each other. That doesn’t seem like a big deal but it is for a Superhero movies that usually always cater to white America. Also Black WidowScarlet Witch, and Sharon Carter are smart and tough female superheroes. It’s not all about the white dudes all the time. It’s something to notice and pay attention to. Movies should represent the world we live in. It’s a start.


J. Ant-Man was great too. His not-hero/hero is great. Just a dude with a suit who is funny and fucking shit up.


K. Also I can’t believe how well the digital assets were handled! Someone named Max Fisher was listed in the credits. I found this pic online of him. He must also do drag. Seems cool.


L. The Poster has everyone on it.

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“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” or “Angry Batman Hates A Sad Superman But Just Bring Out Wonder Woman” -my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice“. Okay let me just say first that I love the DC characters over the Marvel ones. I love these bitches. So it was excited to see all 3 of them jumping around on-screen punching shit for the first time together. Don’t get me wrong the Marvel movie are structurally sound and made well, I really just don’t know that world because I don’t read comic books. I watch the cartoons. Yes bitch the cartoons.

Okay so this time everyone on Earth, including Batman, is pissed off at Superman for knocking over all those buildings in part 1 (Man of Steel ). Everybody is like is he a god or isn’t he. Superman and Lois are a couple now and he is saving her mumbling ass from terrorists and such and while also spilling water all over the floor from their bathtub. Meanwhile Batman is on a mission to kill Superman and find some other stuff out that I’m not sure about. Then Lex Luther shows up and he owns Google or something and is crazy and repeats shit. He doesn’t like Superman either. So he invites Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman to a party to have drinks and snacks. They stand around looking pretty and hack a computer in the kitchen. Later Lex decides to make a monster called Doomsday to do something and also he manipulates Superman into fighting Batman. We find out that their mothers have the same names (Martha Haha) and all is forgiven, but shit here comes Doomsday and now Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman pop off and we finally get to see them fight the bad guy in a big battle sequence. They keep cutting to Lois and running the action. In the end the shit hits the fan and if the director had done his job we would have felt emotion for the characters when sad shit happened to them see “Man of Steel” problems. Now we are ready for the Justice League movie! No end credit surprises either.

Okay so yes, I did have fun watching this movie, I love Wonder Woman coming out and beating shit down. Gal Gadot  was great as both Wonder Woman and Diana Prince. She was the best part. Ben was cool as Batman I mean there have been so many Batman movies how could you fuck that up. You know exactly what to do now. The Batman character gets on my nerves though, because get over it. Your parents are dead move on. Grow up Hot Topics. I feel like Henry Cavill is a good and emotional actor, but he is not given anything to do or say of importance. It’s like the director (Zack Synder) doesn’t understand the character at all. It’s okay that this bitch is a nerd and goodie-goodie. Just write him that way with shit to say. Save a cat in a tree or something fuck. Jesse Eisenberg is way too much. His nervous twitches are laughable and you are like ummmm what is talking about now? Amy Adams as Lois Lane is literally useless and a mumbling dummy. She is just filler that should have been deleted. Give that time to a stronger female character liker Wonder Woman or Mercy. Hell anybody. Give to Zod’s dead body. 

The Plot made more sense to me than I thought it was going to. Meaning why Superman and Batman are fighting to begin with. I honestly thought they were just going to start fighting for no reason at all. Haha. The problem with the film is that it feels like multiple movies crushed into one. So it’s too much going on. It’s like you took 3 movies and picked your favorite scenes from those films and crammed all that shit into one movie. So sometimes the scenes don’t connect to one another well at all. It feels messy and confusing. You will be asking yourself. Wait why is he doing that? or Why is she going there? Is this a flashback or flash forward? etc. It’s sloppy writing. There were some future Justice League character surprises in the movie also, and that was pretty cool. They really want you on board for more films. So they throw them at you. That was something to get excited about.

I mean I love these DC characters so I really did have fun watching them running around in this bat shit crazy movie. This movie is a lot and it’s messy for sure. Shit doesn’t make sense at times but I did like the action scenes and Wonder Woman. I really am excited for her own movie though that is directed by someone else. Will you love “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice“? No. You will probably have fun and roll your eyes and say “Do what now?” I still liked it in the end and was happy when Wonder Woman’s ass came sliding out. If you do check it out then don’t be surprised because you have seen Zack Snyder’s other films. If you are surprised then you are the fool. Did you forget “Man of Steel” and “Sucker Punch” bitch??????

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Zack Snyder well I don’t know what to say. I’m entertained by some of his films. I loved “Dawn of the Dead” and “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole“. They had some emotion. The rest of his work feels like action scenes pieced together for a greatest hits Youtube video. I feel like he doesn’t like Superman, but loves Batman. He doesn’t get what a goodie-goodie guy does, but he gets what an angry Generation-X Batman does. He is not bad a director, but one who just puts his movies together like montages of his favorites scenes. If that makes sense at all. (Dawn of the Dead300WatchmenLegend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’HooleSucker PunchMan of SteelBatman v Superman: Dawn of JusticeThe Justice League Part One and Two. 

B. I wished we knew Superman more in these movies. It feels like the Director doesn’t like the character and doesn’t know what to do with him or what to get him to say. I feel like we have no emotion for him and it’s not Henry Cavill‘s fault and he is standing there crying. I wished I cared for Superman but we don’t give a shit at all.


C. Ben Affleck was good as Batman and you can tell Zack really likes the character of Batman. I mean re-watch “Watchmen”. Pissed off superheroes that shop at Hot Topics.

Literally his face the whole movie.


D. I loved Wonder Woman in this and can’t wait to see her in her own movie. Gal Gadot did a good job for the brief time she was in this movie, but I am excited to see more of her now. She also looked good as Diana Prince too. 



E. The score (Hans Zimmer and Junkie XL) was not as good as Man of Steel which was an amazing score. This one felt generic and Lex’s them was hokey as fuck! Literally the best track was the one for Wonder Woman. “Is she with you?” Here it is.

F. I like Amy Adams in other movies but she is weak as fuck as Lois Lane. I hate her in these movies because she is mumbling and limp as fuck. She is supposed to be a hard-hitting journalist dealing with Terrorists and I can’t even hear her ass. She is Mumbling to bad guys “I’m a journalist”. She should have been slapped. They had the chance to make a strong female character and you made a mumbling white dumb dumb. She throws a staff in a water hole, then has to go back and get it and while Superman is fighting the bad guy her ass is drowning and he has to go save her ass again. This damsel in distress shit is old news. I would say “Hey Lois stay your ass at home your creating more work for me to do I am literally exhausted”. She is useless.


G. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luther is a mess and hokey as fuck. I’m fine with him running Google or whatever, but his nervous twitches are terrible and his lines are the worst. This red cape circling shit and the oldest lie in America crap. Who cares? Fuck you. Holly Hunter should have punched him in the dick. 


H. Here is a video where Ben and Henry are answering questions about the bad reviews for the movie. haha

I. About Superman and Batman’s rivalry. Honestly I am sick of Batman bitching about his dead parents. You were 10 or some shit get passed it. I know people with dead parents and they okay. Plus Superman’s whole goddamn race is dead and his planet. If I was superman I would fly to Batman’s crib and destroy it, chop off Alfred’s head then fly back to the fight with Batman. There I would throw Alfred’s head down at his feet and say “I killed your goddamn waiter bitch and leveled your mansion you privileged rich white bitch now come at me, and yes bitch I am going to tear your human ass out of that tin can bat shit suit”. Then we would have fought. They should have just banged though.


J. I liked Mercy (Tao Okamoto– Chiyo in Hannibal ) too. She was cool as fuck, but a wasted character.


K. Literally every critic hates this movie. WOW! Just hates! I think people started hating it when they heard the title. I don’t even know what to call it when talking about it.

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L. So gritty. Haha



My Favorite Asian Actors! Because Hollywood is Not Paying Attention.

I a saw statistic the other day and it made me sad as fuck. Sad because the world is missing out on some amazing and talented people. I was lucky enough to grow up around all kinds of people and shit half my family is from Puerto Rico. So I just tried to know everyone. Maybe I didn’t understand everything or everyone growing up but I tried to listen and know where people are coming from and even going. That’s what everyone should be doing. Anyway I thought about all the Asian actors I love and I wanted to make a list so maybe it gets people talking about this Hollywood problem below. I want to make an African American list also. Maybe people are just unaware and are not seeing or listening to the problem. They could also just be racist but I am trying to be positive bitch.


Anyway here is a list of the actors I genuinely love and wish were in more movies and shows. Some have passed away but I still watch their old movies all the time. I feel like things are changing, but it’s a slow change.

1. Victor Wong– I loved him. He has passed away and the day he died I was sad. He was smart, funny and real. He was a true star. Big Trouble in Little ChinaThe Golden ChildThe Last EmperorPrince of DarknessTremors3 NinjasSeven Years in Tibet


2. James Hong– A brilliant actor, and I met him once and he was so funny. He has done so many films and TV shows and cartoons. He worked his ass off and is amazing and is a star to me. It’s sad the world may not know who he even is. Godzilla, King of the Monsters! uncredited voice, The Man from U.N.C.L.E.I Dream of JeannieMission: ImpossibleChinatownHawaii Five-OKung FuWonder WomanMaudeCharlie’s AngelsHart to HartAirplane!Fantasy IslandBlade RunnerDynastyTales from the DarksideThe A-TeamBig Trouble in Little ChinaThe Golden ChildRevenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in ParadiseHunterMacGyverDoogie Howser, M.D.Wayne’s World 2Tank GirlThe X-FilesFriendsMillenniumCharmedAliasLaw & Order: Special Victims UnitChill Out, Scooby-Doo!The Day the Earth Stood StillScooby-Doo! Mystery IncorporatedArcherR.I.P.D. , Key and PeeleMike Tyson MysteriesRegular ShowKung Fu Panda 3 and so many more.


3. Michelle Yeoh– Someone who can act and fight and is beautiful! I love her and always. I once heard her say she slept with her fighting stick at night while filming a movie so that it would be a part of her. Amazing. Super cop 2Tomorrow Never DiesCrouching Tiger, Hidden DragonThe Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon EmperorKung Fu Panda 2Marco PoloCrouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of DestinyThe Soong Sisters.

The 2000 Best Picture nominee ÒCrouching Tiger, Hidden DragonÓ will be screened on Monday, June 23, at 7:30 p.m. at the AcademyÕs Samuel Goldwyn Theater as the next feature in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and SciencesÕ ÒGreat To Be NominatedÓ series. Ang LeeÕs thrilling action-adventure film pays homage to the martial arts fantasies of his youth with a story involving two master warriors, the Green Destiny sword, and a young aristocrat with enviable fighting prowess. Following the screening, visual effects supervisor Rob Hodgson will participate in a discussion about the film. Pictured: Michelle Yeoh in a scene from CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON, 2000.

4. Chiaki Kuriyama– When I first saw her she was in Battle Royale! I almost died and fell out of my chair. She was incredible. Then later Kill Bill: Vol. 1. She was a star as GO GO. She has went on to do many TV series and movies in Japan. She is amazing. 


5. Lucy Liu is all things! I love her. Beverly Hills, 90210The X-FilesCharlie’s Angels the best!, Ally McBealChicagoCharlie’s Angels: Full ThrottleKill Bill: Vol. 1 give her an Oscar, ElementaryGirls


6. Dennis Dun– Umm I wanted to be him. I thought he was cool as shit. Partners in CrimeBig Trouble in Little China,The Last EmperorPrince of DarknessGrace Under FireWarriors of VirtueThe NannyThe Bernie Mac Show.


7. Tatsuya Fujiwara a real star. Battle RoyaleBattle Royale IIDeath NoteDeath Note: The Last NameDeath Note 2016


8. Byung-hun Lee– I love him in movies and he is a big deal and should be. G.I. Joe: The Rise of CobraI Saw the DevilG.I. Joe: RetaliationRED 2Terminator GenisysThe Magnificent SevenI Come with the RainHero.


9. Jet Li– He will kill you. I love it.  Once Upon a Time in ChinaThe New Legend of ShaolinBlack MaskLethal Weapon 4 (even though this movie is terrible and racist), Romeo Must DieKiss of the DragonThe OneHeroCradle 2 the GraveThe Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor,The Expendables 2The Expendables 3


10. Constance Wu– She is amazing and funny as hell. She makes me laugh more than most. Fresh Off the BoatChildrens HospitalEastsiders


11. Ken Jeong– Honestly one of the funniest people ever.  MADtvThe OfficePineapple ExpressThe Hangover ( the best thing in these movies), American Dad!The Hangover Part IITransformers: Dark of the Moon (literally the only good thing in this movie), The MuppetsMary Shelley’s FrankenholeDespicable Me 2Bob’s BurgersCommunityRide Along 2Dr. KenKilling Hasselhoff

Ken Jeong as Ben Chang in Community.

12. Bruce Lee– A hero to the world! He broke down all kinds of barriers for the entire world. BatmanThe Green HornetThe Big BossEnter the Dragon.


13. Randall Park– Comedy gold! MADtvNick Cannon Presents: Short CircuitzIkea HeightsSupah NinjasNeighborsRobot ChickenThe InterviewNewsreadersTrainwreckCommunityWet Hot American Summer: First Day of CampThe Night BeforeFresh Off the BoatChildrens HospitalDismissed


14. Margaret Cho– She has always been funny and me laugh and had the first Asian sit-com. All-American Girl. It was so funny too, but didn’t last longer than a season.😦  Face/OffSex and the CityFalling for GraceRick & Steve the Happiest Gay Couple in All the WorldGhost WhispererDrop Dead DivaDr. KenFamily GuyAlaska Is a Drag.


15. Ken Watanabe He has been in a lot of cool movies and if don’t know him I bet you will recognize him and he is amazing in everything. Batman BeginsThe Last SamuraiMemoirs of a GeishaShanghai , UnforgivenGodzillaInceptionLetters from Iwo JimaThe Sea of Trees


16. Jackie Chan he has been in so many movies it’s nuts. The world knows him! The Cannonball RunCannonball Run IIPolice Story 2Supercop 2Mr. Nice GuyRush HourAround the World in 80 DaysKung Fu PandaRush Hour 4The Karate Kid 2.


17. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is always a bad guy but a great one. He was Shang Tsung!!!!!! Big Trouble in Little ChinaLicence to KillBaywatchMortal KombatThe PhantomSabrina, the Teenage WitchPoltergeist: The LegacyMemoirs of a GeishaHawaii Five-0,Mortal Kombat: Legacy47 Ronin


18. Iko Uwais He is incredible in The Raid movies. A true star and will beat your face in.  The Raid: RedemptionThe Raid 2Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens


19. Harry Shum Jr. He was Mike Chang on Glee.  He was also on The LXD: The Legion of Extraordinary Dancers. Now he has moved on to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny and Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments. He is moving up in the world and is a great dancer. 


20. Lucille Soong You will know her as the grandmother from Fresh Off the Boat but she has been in a lot of things and I love her. Desperate HousewivesThe Sarah Silverman ProgramSky HighFreaky FridayDharma & GregPassionsThe Joy Luck ClubEmergency-Ward 10


21. Steven Yeun He is on one of the biggest shows on TV right now. The Walking Dead. I met him once at 3am in t a haunted hotel and pretended not to know who he was. He was really a nice a guy and talked to me about ghosts. 

Steven Yeun as Glenn Rhee - The Walking Dead _ Season 6, Episode 3 - Photo Credit: Gene Page/AMC

22. Yayan Ruhian– He is also amazing in The Raid movies and can fight like nothing I have ever seen. I just bought the Star Wars figure for him. The Raid: RedemptionThe Raid 2Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens


“Pee-wee’s Big Holiday” or “Pee-wee is Timeless Gold” – My fuckin review

My review for “Pee-wee’s Big Holiday“. Okay so I love Pee-wee Herman I feel like he has taught us a lot about how to be ourselves and to just like what we want to in life and be happy about that shit. He is a national mother fucking treasure. That being said I was excited about a new movie with him in it. So this movie starts of with Pee-wee living in a happy town and living his life day-to-day but with the same old routine. He is content in his life until a stranger shows in town named Joe Manganiello. Joe teaches him that there is a big world out there and that he needs to go explore it. To go take a vacation/holiday and at the end of it come to his birthday party in New York. Now Pee-wee’s heads on a cross-country adventure. Pee-wee meets female bank robbers, salesman, farmers, Amish people, and even hair dressers. All to try to get to his new best friends Joe’s Birthday party. In Pee-wee’s world friendship is very important and also being open-minded to all that he encounters. In the end friendship and happiness is what matters the most. Okay so I loved this movie. I laughed all through it and Pee-wee is still Pee-wee but in 2016 sort of way. Yes, it is nostalgic in ways but it’s not “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure“. Meaning it’s not a Tim Burton film and does not have the same writers that were in 1985. It’s just different and fun in its own way. It still has all the crazy over-the-top characters, shade and emotion that I love from Pee-wee. It’s a story about living and getting out there and doing shit, meeting new people and being opened to them and their lives. Pee-wee has always been about this though. Always having honesty about himself and his friendship with others. It really is fun and a funny film and you will enjoy watching it. I have watched it a few times and I have laughed each time. I will buy it on Blu Ray and I hope they will make more. Pee-wee forever. We love you and you taught us so much in life. Now go watch this on NETFLIX now!

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A.  Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman made everyone’s lives better. Thank you Pee-wee this movies was great and me feel happy when it was over. 


B. John Lee directed this movie and it was co-written by Paul Rust. It was also produced by Judd Apatow

C. Pee-wee gets his hair did by these amazing hair dressers.


D. Diane Salinger plays Penny King in this movie and she also played Simone in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure and Penguin’s Mother in Batman Returns. She was amazing and I am still laughing at her scene. 

E. Joe Manganiello was a nice touch in this and the only star cameo. I love his and Pee-wee’s friendship and it doesn’t come across silly or forced. 


F. I love this homage to “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!“. They were amazing.


A Clip

G. Mark Mothersbaugh (The Royal Tenenbaums21 Jump StreetThe Lego MovieRegular Show) composed the score.

H. Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is literally a classic and a brilliant film to this day. Go watch it after you watch BIG HOLIDAY. 

I. Cute as hell.




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“10 Cloverfield Lane” or “Cloverfield 2- You Go Gurl!” – My fuckin review

Here is my review for “10 Cloverfield Lane“. Okay so this a sequel to “Cloverfield” (2008) but you really don’t have to see the first to see this one. Also this film is not a found footage film. Just so you know. Okay so this film starts off with Michelle who has broken up with her boyfriend and leaving town. She ends up getting into a car accident and waking up in John Goodman’s doomsday bunker. It is sealed up tight too. John tells her the end has come and that he saved her life. Now the real craziness begins. Has the end really come, or is he nuts? Are there Cloverfield monsters outside? Will she get out? It’s honestly non-stop action and tension the whole time. It’s cat and mouse bitch. Michelle (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) is one of the toughest and smartest female characters ever. You can’t stop her ass. I would have given up 15 minutes into the movie. Her fuckin ass don’t quit! John Goodman is creepy as fuck one minute and lovable the next. They are both great with each other. This movie is straight up Twilight Zone and you will love watching it because you will not get bored once. The ending is crazy as fuck and there were these ladies in front of me in the theater that were basically standing up and screaming by the end. The score by Bear McCreary will keep you excited as well. Go see it if you want that crazy thrill ride. I will buy this bitch on Blu Ray and I hope they make more.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (The ReturnedA Good Day to Die HardAbraham Lincoln: Vampire HunterThe Thing Prequel, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ramona Flowers, Grindhouse– Lee, Black ChristmasFinal Destination 3Sky HighThe Ring Two) Was great in this movie and literally was the toughest/smartest female character I have seen in a while. She didn’t stop fighting once. Mary’s background has been a lot of horror movies. So you will recognize her face from that. 


B. John Goodman sells it in this movie and he is lovable and creepy as fuck at the same time. 


C. Directed by Dan Trachtenberg who has basically only made short films. I can’t wait to see what he does next.

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D. John Gallagher Jr. (The Newsroom) was cool in this movie also. Somebody to look out for. 


E. The score was great by Bear McCreary (Battlestar GalacticaTerminator: The Sarah Connor ChroniclesThe Walking Dead) and had that old school composer feel. Listen here it’s great.

F. Bradley Cooper was the voice of Ben on the phone. Cray cray. 

G. The voice on the radio was Sumalee Montano who also does the voice for Arcee on Transformers Prime

H. Cute.