“King Cobra” or “Brent Corrigan is A National Treasure” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “King Cobra“. Okay so this is the “True” story of gay porn star Brent Corrigan aka Sean Paul Lockhart and the murder he was involved in, but did not do. The film starts off with Brent meeting Christian Slater, who is a porn director, and they become friends and he starts filming Brent in gay pornos. Brent becomes a huge gay internet porn star and now we cut to James Franco and Keegan Allen who are another gay couple who make gay porn. They aren’t making as much money anymore and love Brent’s gay pornos and think if Brent is in their films they will be a hit again. Meanwhile Brent and Christian aren’t getting along and Brent wants to branch out to make his own gay pornos. Now James and Keegan think Christian is holding Brent’s career up and they set out to kill Christian’s ass. It’s fucked up!

Okay this movie is nuts and over-the-top, but it’s interesting and it’s a least real to some degree. Everybody is banging everyone in this movie and there is also murder. It’s for sure something to see. Garret Clayton plays Brent Corrigan and he comes from Disney movies and that shit is crazy, cuz he is bottoming in this movie. He does do a good job in the movie though. I’m curious to see what he will do next. Garret and Brent don’t really look-alike to me but whatever. He sells it though. I wish the film would have been more suspenseful because it’s about murder. Shit a Lifetime movie has more tension. So if you love Gay porn, James Franco bottoming, Christian Slater saying “let me see you Cock”, asses, and Murder then this is the movie for you. Check it out it’s nuts, but you will not see anyones nuts.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Garrett Clayton as Brent. He was believable. You will only see his ass if you are wondering. 

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Garret’s ass in the movie.

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Here he is in Disney’s Teen Beach Movie coming out of the closet.

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B. Garret and Brent side by side. Brent’s porn is all over the internet too good luck.

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C. Keegan Allen and James Franco play lovers and gay porn stars in this. Keegan bangs James in the ass and they are crazy as fuck. Keegan is from the TV show “Pretty Little Liars

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D. Fleshbot has clips from the movie on their site.

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E. Molly Ringwald and Alicia Silverstone are in this movie yes! They are great, so give them more movies. 

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F. Christian Slater is great in anything. 

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G. Gay porn is dangerous. You might get murdered or laid.

H. Hot song from the movie. I want the score by Tim Kvasnosky (I Am Michael).

I. Hahaha this poster is nutz.

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“Doctor Strange” or “Shit got Strange” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Doctor Strange“. Okay so I don’t know what number Marvel we are on anymore fuck it. This movie starts off with a rich doctor names Dr. Strange. He is stuck up his own ass too. He eventually is texting/doctoring while driving and wrecks and fucks up his doctor hands. Now he can’t do brain surgery anymore or whatever. So he hates life and his not girlfriend. So he decides to go to the himalayas or some shit to find the whitest person on Earth, Tilda Swinton to help him. She is bald, pale and wearing all white, but she can do magic like a mother fucker. She teaches Dr. Strange magic and now he can open up portals and fight and shit. Later Hannibal shows up to fuck shit up and kill everyone and it’s a showdown of magic. Buildings are folding up and flying around and shit. It’s crazy as fuck in 3D. Okay so this movie was fun and the magic and 3D was great. Cumberbatch can be weird in shit sometimes to me but he was cool as the character. I like that Marvel is getting into Magic and more over the top shit. I was in love with the way they used their hand to do magic, I am over that wand shit in the Harry Potter movie. If I have magical powers I am going to fuck people up.  In this movie it looked they were fucking Voguing. It really it is a visually crazy ass ride. Go see it in the theater if you can so you will get dizzy as fuck. So if you love Magic, marvel movies, and Cumberbatch then this movie is for you. It was a lot of fun to watch. Check this shit out.

The Trailer:

The Strange Facts:

A. Benedict Cumberbatch Some people love him, some don’t. I think he is okay. He is good as this shit bitch. 

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B. Rachel McAdams was she in this movie? She was boring in it. 

C. Tilda Swinton is white in this movie. She is sill good though. I think she might be an alien in real life. 

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Ummm she looked like Vger from Star Trek: The Motion Picture though. 

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D. I need a sling ring. So that I can sling my ass somewhere else.

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E. Mads Mikkelsen is literally great in anything. Give him all the roles. Hannibal forever.

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F. This film was directed by Scott Derrickson (SinisterDeliver Us from EvilThe Exorcism of Emily RoseHellraiser: Inferno). He has mainly directed horror films. Weird. 

G. I love when people do magic with their hands. The movement in this film was great! I hate wands.

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Madonna doing magic

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H. The score was great by Michael Giacchino. Listen to the funky end credit song. Michael is a brilliant composer and the best of today.

I. The poster is strange.

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What I did for Halloween 2016!

Here is what I did during Halloween 2016. I keep a log of what I did so that I can look back and see years later. Also to make sure that I did enough to make Samhain happy. Thanks to all who celebrated Halloween with me.

  1. Went to Vanessa’s cabin to collect sticks for Blair Witch Stick figure making party.14289828_10154514713949819_903433730517029274_o
  2. Made Blair Witch Sticks.

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Blair Witch liked my photos.

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4.Met Black Phillp

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5. Went to Nightmares Gate Haunted house.

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6. Made a short film

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7. Went to Phantasm

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8. Got witchy.

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8. Went to Fear the Woods.

img_5930-19. Hosted an Adult Swim party as Vampire Ships Captain.

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10. Went on Assembly Line Yeah.

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A link to watch the show.

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams/assembly-line-yeah/tuesday-october-11th-2016

Also they recreated one of my favorite Halloween costumes!

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Watch episode here!

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams/assembly-line-yeah/tuesday-october-18th-2016

Bedazzled Jason masks also.

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams/assembly-line-yeah/tuesday-october-25th-2016

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11. Went to 13 Stories Haunted House.

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12. Bought 1,000 dollars worth of Halloween candy for Little 5 Points Parade.

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13. Was in the Little 5 Points Halloween Parade with Adult Swim.

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Here is a video of the event.

14. Went to Fright Fest at Six Flags

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15. Went to see THE THING with this crew!

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16. Went to Sam and Mattie Spring Break Zombie Massacre premiere.

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17. Went to the Midnight Showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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18. Keith’s Halloween Party. Dressed up as The Fisherman from I Know What You Did Last Summer.

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Here is a video from that night!

19. Carved Halloween pumpkins

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20. DJ’d Halloween songs on Clocks on Adult Swim and painted this.

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21. Went Mary’s Halloweenie party!

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Here is a video from that night!

22. Went to New Orleans.

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23. Stayed in a haunted hotel in New Orleans on Halloween.

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24. Went to House of Shock haunted house.

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Here is a look at the opening of HOUSE OF SHOCK for 2016. It was political and it was disappointing. Halloween and politics don’t mix. Halloween is eternal. Politics is fleeting and forgettable. The house itself was great though as always.

25. Decorated the front door like Ghostbusters.

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26. Silas made me this Halloween painting!

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27. My good friend Skinner made this for me for a Halloween surprise. It’s a message he left on my phone that he turned into a short film.

28. Explained Halloween and the Satanic Temple on Stupid Morning Bullshit.

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29. My Halloween costume for 2016. Xanadoug from the planet Zatarain!

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Rob Zombie’s “31” or “Battle Royale And Hunger Games On Halloween But A Let Down” my fuckin review

Here is my review for “31“. Okay so I have liked all of Rob Zombie‘s movies “House of 1000 Corpses“, “The Devil’s Rejects” even “Halloween” 2007, “Halloween II” 2009,  and “The Lords of Salem” so I was excited to see this movie.

It starts off in the 70’s with some carnival workers driving across country on Halloween. They pull over to move some shit off the road and get kidnapped by some crazy people and taken to a warehouse in the middle of nowhere. There they are forced to play a game call “31” that is ran by Malcolm McDowell. Basically Battle Royale/Hunger Games/Running Man but on Halloween. The Halloween part is kinda of left behind at this point though. Sheri Moon is fighting for her life with a few others try to stay alive from a bunch of bad guys who seemed really forced and trying hard to be evil. I love over-the-top characters too and these characters were really just silly to me and their lines had me rolling my eyes. Rob Zombie’s other movies did not make me roll my eyes either in case you are wondering. In the end who will survive 31 and who cares if anyone does including me. Kill me too.

Okay I was really disappointed in this movie because like I said I like Rob’s other movies that he has made. So it sucks to say that shit. We have seen this film in 10 other movies that have been made since the 90’s. The difference is, is that it is on Halloween. Well “Halloween” is barely in it. So fuck that. Everything just seemed 1o years to late and so forced and cheesy. The dialogue was just sad and not witty and smart like his other films or any film for that matter. When characters in his other films said some cold and evil shit, you felt empty hearing it. This you felt nothing but “Seriously”. I just feel sad writing this review really. Even stylistically it’s a mess, the slow motion and freeze frames seem so out-of-place in this movie. I was honestly bored through most of it. I mean “The Devil’s Rejects” is an amazing film. Everything about it blows my mind. This film just looks like a rushed mess. I would wait for Netflix and watch it and then go watch one of his other films right after it so you will still like him as a Director. Sorry Rob I still love you, but this jam was weak.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Malcolm McDowell is back, but I didn’t like him in this movie. 

Now.

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Back then.

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B. Cute but not cute enough.

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C.  I love Sheri Moon Zombie but in this movie she looked like she was not having fun. 

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D. I wish there was more Halloween in a movie called 31 about Halloween.

E. He got on my nerves.

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F. Meg Foster and Jeff Daniel Phillips could have been cooler, but just look bored. 

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G. It makes me sad that I was disappointed in this. I have loved all his movies but this one was just a mess and a let down. Rob I still love you and art is hard to make.

H. This poster looks fun at least.

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Top Halloween Inspired Dance Songs!

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Here are some fun songs that are Horror and Halloween themed that have a good beat and you can dance to. What am I missing?

1. Shakira- She Wolf

2. Whodini- Freaks Come Out A Night

3. Micheal Jackson- Thriller

4. She Wants Revenge- Tear You Apart

5.Oingo Boingo- Weird Science

6. Ramones- Pet Cemetery

7. Prom Night

8. The Rocky Horror Picture Show- Sweet Transvestite

9. Julian Winding- The Neon Demon

10. Q Lazarus- Goodbye Horses

11. Alicia Bridges- I love the nightlife

12. Lost Boys- Lost in the Shadows

13. 45 Grave- Do you Wanna Party

14. Kula Shaker- Hush- I Know What You Did Last Summer

15. Pseudo Echo -His Eyes- Friday the 13th part 5

16. Mark Ronson- Get Ghost- Ghostbusters

17. Will Smith- Nightmare on My Street

18. Bauhaus – Bela Lugosi’s Dead

19. Ray Parker Jr.- Ghostbusters

20. Gnarls Barkley- Boogie Monster

21. Don’t Let Go- Creepshow

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