“Spork” or “Finally A Movie I Understand”- my fuckin review

Ok I was told by Cherry Delrosario to watch “Spork” and she knows what’s up so me and Max Fisher watched that shit and her is my movie review. Ok the film is about this teen girl/boy called Spork (Savannah Stehlin), he/she is called that because he/she is a hermaphrodite (this means they have both male and female jams down below). Spork is white trash and lives in a trailer park and is picked on in Junior High on the daily. Spork has one sort of friend named Tootsie Roll, and her favorite song is “Tootsee Roll” by the 69 boyz. This song is amazing by the way, and when it came on I made the sign of the cross and I’m not even religious.  There is an evil blonde haired white girl gang that hates her/him and wants Spork to go to hell, but a dance competition comes up at the school and this is Spork’s chance to shine. Spork’s friend Tootsie Roll helps he/she learn some booty poppin for the dance off, while Spork falls in love with a boy who loves Justin Timberlake and “The Wizard of Oz”. The movie’s soundtrack made me almost pass out with songs from L’Trimm “Cars with the Boom”, JJ Fad’s “SuperSonic,” Dimples T’s “Get It Girl”. There were dance numbers, non-stop cursing and smart-ass dialogue. Spork even owned a “THE WIZ” poster. This shit was fuckin amazing, entertaining and I felt good about the world when it was over. I pray they make a sequel. It is on Netflix streaming and DVD right now. WATCH IT. I came home right after seeing it and bought it on DVD. To me filmmaking should be fun and mean something, and Director J.B. Ghuman Jr. did his job. He even taught us not to be complete assholes to others who may seem weird or different, because hell they are funny and tight as fuck. They make the world fun and new. If you want to know how I see the world, clearly watch something I film first, then watch this shit.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Ummm they played “Supersonic” one of the best jams ever. I sing this shit at karaoke still today.

B. A little boy in the film told a girl “Don’t be mad cuz I took your virginity and then dumped you”. AMAZING

C. Multiple dance offs. Enough said.

D. Tootsie Roll (Sydney Park) is my hero now. She is in the middle.

E. A girl named Loosie Goosie told the girl called Betsy Byotch “You are so over the top”. I was like “true”.

F. I won a dance contest to the song “Sally that girl” once.  FUCK YOU I WON! They do a new version of this song in the film.

G. I love teen girls who are bitches in film.

H. If someone throws their shoe at you on the street shit just got real.

I. The character names in this film make sense to me. (Betsy Byotch, Spork, Tootsie Roll, Loosie Goosie, Spitball, Twix and Loogie)

J. Spork needs VO5 Hot Oil Treatment.

K. Here is the Director with a wolf.

L. Lisa Simpson is in this movie, and so is Keith David.

M. Rodney Eastman plays “Spit” in this movie. Rodney was also Joey in the movie “A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors“.

N. Spork’s theme song.

O. I did like the ending of this movie.