“Maze Runner: The Death Cure” or “Thomas I’m Tired of Running Kill Me!” – my fuckin review

Here is my review for “Maze Runner: The Death Cure“. Thomas is back and his ass is still running and his ass is exhausted. Okay this is the 3rd The Maze Runner movie and also the last. It starts with a rescue attempt on some of the other runners that got captured in part 2! They fuck that up and have to go to some mega maze city to find them. There they run into Walton Goggins and a few other surprises also. It’s a fight to the finish over who lives and dies, and who has the cure for that sun shit they all have. In the end Dylan O’Brien wants to be an action star and they finally stop running and sit down on the beach. 

Okay so yes I do like all these movies. There is something fun about them to me. Are they super memorable? No, but they do have a lot of action in them and I do like the characters. I like Dylan O’Brien in these movies, but honestly he is more interesting and relatable when he is being funny or over-the-top like in “Teen Wolf”. I’m sure he wants to be a serious action star, but why not be a fun one with all these fight moves etc. He even runs and moves differently than other action stars. His shit is all over the place and unorganized, but that’s more believable and memorable. Shit ain’t perfect. Thomas Brodie-Sangster plays Newt and there is an internet thing about Thomas and Newt getting together called “NEWTMAS”. At times Newt kinda acts like he is into Thomas. I mean honestly they should have went that route. Fuck it. Even if Thomas wasn’t into it. Also I feel like they could have taken more time to get to know Newt too. He is talking here and there but it’s always the facts. He does get emotional at one point and we thought Newtmas was going to happen. They are cool and fun movies but they all seem to lack something. You just don’t feel so attached to them. It’s still a fun movie and if you love the other Maze Runner films you will love this one too. It has the most action in it and it didn’t look cheap either. They spent some money. Check it out!

The Trailer:

The Fasts:
A. Dylan O’Brien is a cool action star but could be even cooler if he wasn’t so serious. He is funny, let him be.

B. The same director made all 3 films, Wes Ball. His life has pretty much been these movies.

C. Thomas Brodie-Sangster is cool in shit. I love him in these movies but I wish his character felt more real so we can feel more toward him.

D. Dylan got ran over by a car in this. “Due to Dylan O’Brien‘s injury during filming, which he sustained in March 2016, and his eventual recovery, the release date of the movie, originally slated for February 17th, 2017, was postponed to January 12th, 2018.” The film almost killed him.

E. Jacob Lofland as Aris was back in this movie. I would have been pissed if they just forgot about this emo bitch! 

F. Walton Goggins showed up and he was fucked up looking. He didn’t have a goddamn nose!

G. Newtmas happened. Right before they kissed.

H. I do love this poster.

“Blade Runner 2049” or “The Future is Long but Pretty!” – My fuckin review

Here is my review for “Blade Runner 2049“. Let me first start off by saying I am not a big fan of the 1982 film “Blade Runner“, but I was excited to see the new one.

Okay this time it’s the future again. It’s 2049 and the world sucks. There are humans that look like robots running around. Ryan Gosling plays a police officer named “K”. His job is to track down old ass robots who have gone into hiding, who basically should have died in part 1. In the film’s opening, K tracks down a farmer bot living in a shit hole. What he finds there will start his journey to figure out his own past and what it means to be a human. He has sex with his hologram girlfriend and then Harrison Ford shows up. Humans and I am right.

Okay so this movie is visually amazing. Your brain will explode. The sets are nuts, the costumes are nuts, the landscapes/cities are nuts. You will be dizzy and sucked in and the sucked off. The music will make your ears melt. Honestly even Ryan Gosling’s character will pull you in fast. Something about him in this movie interests you. You want to see where the fuck he is going and who he is. What makes a human, human in the future. Shit what makes you a human. Are you human at all? There is a beautiful sadness to it all and to Ryan’s characters. Is the movie long? Fuck yes, but I really didn’t mind it because there is so much to see and hear, and even feel at times. Plus Ryan and the cast kept me interested. You really are living it with them. I know the film didn’t really do well at the box office, because it’s for a sequel for a film that was made in 1982, but I am glad it’s not a reboot or whatever. I am glad it’s a part 2, with not all the questions answered. Leave me with confusion and sadness. The director Denis Villeneuve (Arrival) knows how to tell a Science Fiction story and how to make it believable and interesting. I mean it’s based on characters by Philip K. Dick so you know, but I am glad Ridley Scott didn’t direct it. I feel like his vision for fresh and interested Science Fiction died in the 80’s. This last Alien films have been shit and this would have been a mess. Meanwhile you should see this in the theater big and loud and proud. It will make a difference. 

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Ryan Gosling is interesting in anything. He is great in this film and we buy what this bitch is selling. Rob Sadness or some shit.

B. The score is really the main character in this film. Composed by Benjamin Wallfisch (It, Annabelle: Creation) and Hans Zimmer (The Dark Knight Rises, Inception). It’s amazing, even though there was some drama on who they decided to go with for the composer.

http://collider.com/blade-runner-2049-composer-replacement-explained-johann-johannsson/

C. You are mesmerized with the look of this whole film and just stare at it.

D. Directed by Denis Villeneuve  (Arrival) he knows how to tell and interesting Science Fiction story with cool characters and amazing dialogue.

E. Jared Leto sometimes we don’t know what to think of your weird ass, but you fit it in here.

F. Harrison Ford  shows up in this and you know honestly he doesn’t really show up until towards the end and he throws the movie off for me. It took me kind of out of it. You just get used to him not being in it and then all of a sudden there he is. Like oh yeah Harrison Ford.

G. How is back? WTF! Sean Young! Technology is amazing! 

I loved Mackenzie Davis.

H. Cute poster. Blah