“Insidious: Chapter 3” or “You Got That Swamp Foot Demon In Your Crib”- My fuckin review

Here is my review for “Insidious: Chapter 3“. I love these “Insidious” movies because they are fun and scary, so I was excited to watch this shit. Okay so this time it’s a prequel and all three of these movies tie in together pretty well. I’m not sure why they went this route but they did for whatever reason. Maybe because Lin Shaye’s character died at the end of part 1 and she is the real star of these movies so it was a way to bring her ass back. Meanwhile there is a new family played by Dermot Mulroney and Stefanie Scott. They live in an apartment building and shit starts hitting the fan when the teen girl starts trying to contact her dead mommy. She goes to see Lin Shaye but this is pre Insidious, so Lin ain’t into demon fighting just yet. Now the teen girl is on her on and both her legs are broke as fuck. You ain’t running that’s for sure. A demon show up wearing an oxygen mask and scaring the she shit out of me and everyone in the audience. Yes, I jumped twice. Yes, I never jump!!!! I know, they got my ass. Something happens on a street early on and it really scared the shit out of me. Haha Anyway crazy shit happens and the demon who can’t breathe has swamp foot and keeps leaving dirty footprints everywhere. They decide to call in some ghost hunters that you will remember as Tucker and Specs from the first 2 Insidious films! Now Lin Shaye is popping off because the demon comes to see her and she is pissed. So she puts on a sensible outfit and her demon fighting power scarf and goes to help shut these fuckers down. She is literally tossing demon bitches. In the end you find out how it all began. Okay so this movie really is creepy and scary and you will have fun watching it. Is it as good as the first 2? No. Does it work as a trilogy? Yes. I love Lin Shaye’s character and I’m glad she is back. She and her scarf are the real stars. I was bored with the new family, Dermot and Stefanie just ain’t enough. They are okay, but just not memorable at all. You will be bored with them too. Honestly though you will jump watching this movie and be scared at home thinking about those swamp foot demons in the corners of your bed. Go see it and get scared. There are a few surprise demon cameos too! So if you love the first 2 Insidious films, being scared, Lin Shaye, Swamp foot demons, and Broke legs then this is the movie for you. I enjoyed it and would watch it again with a crowd even though the new family is a drag.

The Trailer:

The Facts:

A. Dermot Mulroney and Stefanie Scott bored me, even though this pic is amazing. Stefanie Scott will also be playing Kimber in the Jem and the Holograms movie. 

B. Never stand in the middle of the street or you will get hit by a car.

C. Leigh Whannell plays Specs and is also the Writer and Director of this film. He also wrote Insidious, Insidious: Chapter 2, Saw. James Wan directed the first 2 Insidious films. They best friends I guess.

D. If you try to talk to the dead, then the dead will talk back. Lin Shaye says if you call out to one of the dead then all of them can hear your ass! SHIT TRUE. SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!

E. Lin Shaye is back as Elise Rainier. She plays the sensibly dressed psychic in all 3 films. She is great in all of these movies and is the real fuckin star. In this movie she is tossing demons and calls one a bitch! She doesn’t pop off until she puts her trade mark sensible scarf on. Then she is unbreakable. 

 

Where can I get this super scarf????

F. Tucker and Specs are back. You may have noticed Tucker aka Angus Sampson as The Organic Mechanic in Mad Max: Fury Road and in Fargo the TV series as Bear Gerhardt. 

G. Michael Reid MacKay is the demon “The Man Who Can’t Breathe”. He also played The Mummy in The Monster Squad. 

Here he is in Insidious 3 as “The Man Who Can’t Breathe”.

Here he is as The Mummy too.

H. I think we made these lanterns in 1st grade.

I. Joseph Bishara is the composer for all 3 films and his scores are scary and tense as fuck. His shit is great. He also plays the Lipstick-Face Demon in Insidious, Bathsheba in The Conjuring, Demonic Figure in Annabelle, and Lipstick-Face Demon Insidious: Chapter 3.

J. Don’t ever hang out a window when there are demons after you or even look out a fuckin window.

K. I love this films series posters. They are interesting.